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politics
shit


people who things

I have no idea who I'm following on this site and which accounts are dead.

Someone asked the devil, "What if Santa Claus was a sexy divorcée?" and Paul Hollywood appeared full-grown in a tent in England.

white supremacists, reaction pic with eye contact Show more

I was stoned as hell when I wrote this, but I'll laugh if it happens.

my prognostication: Abbi Jacobson is going to primary Carolyn Maloney in 2020.

Doesn't matter how old and cynical I get, I'm still a sucker for a Gaga bridge.

The builders of the Tower of Babel did nothing wrong

Google's panopticon Show more

Cat being cute Show more

meta Show more

I'm going to start attaching cards that say "Thank you for being a friend." on every gift I give from now on. I'm kind of pissed that that's not already standard operating procedure.

In other news: Miles from the Golden Girls was a fucking garbage piece of shit and Rose could do way better.

The moral of Planet of the Apes is that if you crash land on a planet where everyone is speaking English that should probably be your first clue that you're on Earth, asshole.

Sat up in bed this morning, biting my lip, feeling illegally homosexual.

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