PJ Underscore @PJ_@fullyautomatedluxurygayspacecommunism.party

This dog talks in his sleep and it’s hilarious.

Murray Crimmis.

Google is a terrifying company, but the fact that they've absorbed every drop of my life for ten years means they can translate the backwards way my brain stores information into a usable form:

@PJ_ they're on squirrels now

My boyfriend has sacrificed his laptop to finch videos to keep Murray from torturing him. Murray keeps looking behind the screen like, "Where the hell are they?"

Saturday morning laziness: we're babysitting my friend's tiny dog so my boyfriend and I both get a creature to use as an excuse to not get out of bed.

Good morning from Murray. Enjoy the crazy face he makes when he gets that good scratch going.

https://fullyautomatedluxurygayspacecommunism.party/media/sNrdXIbnC4psAbBU09k

My boyfriend gave Murray a bath and now he's super fluffy and curled up, sleeping between my legs.

https://fullyautomatedluxurygayspacecommunism.party/media/ddSU7Gy0_rgDLUzeRQk

The Kiss!

Just spent entirely too long reading 5 year old Stack Overflow articles to try to figure out why brew and node both decided to die at the same time.

An hour later, I notice the missing colon in my bash profile.