Google's panopticon 

Google is a terrifying company, but the fact that they've absorbed every drop of my life for ten years means they can translate the backwards way my brain stores information into a usable form:

Cat being cute 

My boyfriend has sacrificed his laptop to finch videos to keep Murray from torturing him. Murray keeps looking behind the screen like, "Where the hell are they?"

Saturday morning laziness: we're babysitting my friend's tiny dog so my boyfriend and I both get a creature to use as an excuse to not get out of bed.

Just spent entirely too long reading 5 year old Stack Overflow articles to try to figure out why brew and node both decided to die at the same time.

An hour later, I notice the missing colon in my bash profile.

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