I have no idea who I'm following on this site and which accounts are dead.

Someone asked the devil, "What if Santa Claus was a sexy divorcée?" and Paul Hollywood appeared full-grown in a tent in England.

white supremacists, reaction pic with eye contact Show more

I was stoned as hell when I wrote this, but I'll laugh if it happens.

@Adoxographer I'm obsessed with the ridiculous commercial she did. I unironically love everything she's doing with this.

my prognostication: Abbi Jacobson is going to primary Carolyn Maloney in 2020.

Doesn't matter how old and cynical I get, I'm still a sucker for a Gaga bridge.

The builders of the Tower of Babel did nothing wrong

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@AudreyJune When I was younger, my online friends saved my life. No exaggeration.

I'm going to start attaching cards that say "Thank you for being a friend." on every gift I give from now on. I'm kind of pissed that that's not already standard operating procedure.

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Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism or Barbarism. The future is right around the corner.