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sit up your back is gonna hurt if you keep looking like a single parenthese

US terrorism watchlist ruled unconstitutional 

Mastodon is so much more chill than the shrieking nightmare that is twitter. I need to hang out here more often.

Some lessons from web 2.0 

Bird Box 

these two are the embodiment of "be gay do crimes"

I have no idea who I'm following on this site and which accounts are dead.

Someone asked the devil, "What if Santa Claus was a sexy divorcée?" and Paul Hollywood appeared full-grown in a tent in England.

I was stoned as hell when I wrote this, but I'll laugh if it happens.

@Adoxographer@knzk.me I'm obsessed with the ridiculous commercial she did. I unironically love everything she's doing with this.

my prognostication: Abbi Jacobson is going to primary Carolyn Maloney in 2020.

Doesn't matter how old and cynical I get, I'm still a sucker for a Gaga bridge.

The builders of the Tower of Babel did nothing wrong

Google's panopticon 

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