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Fortunato is stored in the walls.


Well, I made something.

Before you listen, a bit of an explanation: Vaporwave is kinda all about contrasts and lies, cheery empty future promises. Thinking back on 2000s era for me felt like that but more present, happy pop music and sitcoms with a constant background fear everyone was trying not to think about. I tried to emulate that contrast in this:

It probably needs more work, but I kinda ran out of time on it (going on vacation today)

i wish mastodon supported different types of file types beyond image and video. like, how dope would it be to drop a processing file in a toot and have it render? or even just an audio file? a single-page self-contained html file that opens in a modal? there are so many things that could be done with this platform to turn it into one for creators that rivals other platforms.

Siri google does sonic tuck when he rolls fast or does he constantly slam his nuts into the ground I SAID SEND IT

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USA rhymes with You is gay, coincidence???

Who the fuck called it “Confession” and not “Curious Catholic”

Boost for being nonbinary, & presenting however the FUCK you want

Just add flaccid to the end of any measurement, it's instantly more hilarious

I’m a bitch
I’m a lover
I’m a child
I’m a mother
I’m a Sovereign Citizen of the United States
Am I Being Detained?

sorry to impose but could u boost some of my toots I’m new to knzk and wanna make friends

yall ever heard a cat. them motherfuckers be all like "mew mew" and shit? then they rumble like an engine? fuckin pristine. love those funky little dudes

There is now a "clear previous aliases" button on Steam. Useful if you need to remove your deadname or gendered names from the list.

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Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism or Barbarism. The future is right around the corner.