PJ Underscore @PJ_@fullyautomatedluxurygayspacecommunism.party
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A little bit cunty; A little bit drunk and old.
Joined Aug 2018
Bird Box
She named the kids Boy and Girl and they just fell out of the boat and the demons are coming, and oh my fucking god this movie is bananas. But seriously, how are these birds still alive?
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I have no idea who I'm following on this site and which accounts are dead.
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*chuckling* you mean the chaos genders?
Someone asked the devil, "What if Santa Claus was a sexy divorcée?" and Paul Hollywood appeared full-grown in a tent in England.
I was stoned as hell when I wrote this, but I'll laugh if it happens.
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Boost if you Support Our Troops(antifa)
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RT @XEECEEVEVO@twitter.com: have a good weekend
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/XEECEEVEVO/status/1068954704158150656
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Boost for 2 more dead bushes
my prognostication: Abbi Jacobson is going to primary Carolyn Maloney in 2020.
Doesn't matter how old and cynical I get, I'm still a sucker for a Gaga bridge.
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The builders of the Tower of Babel did nothing wrong
Google's panopticon
Google is a terrifying company, but the fact that they've absorbed every drop of my life for ten years means they can translate the backwards way my brain stores information into a usable form:
Cat being cute
My boyfriend has sacrificed his laptop to finch videos to keep Murray from torturing him. Murray keeps looking behind the screen like, "Where the hell are they?"
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I am seeing a Take lately that is basically “the problem is people putting too much emotional investment into their online life.”
I just want to point out that, for some people, online communities are the place where they can actually find other people who are like them.
For example, If you are queer and live outside of a major city, it can be rather difficult to find a community of other queer people, in person.
There is nothing wrong or unhealthy about finding that community digitally.
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425 = a high five
I'm going to start attaching cards that say "Thank you for being a friend." on every gift I give from now on. I'm kind of pissed that that's not already standard operating procedure.
In other news: Miles from the Golden Girls was a fucking garbage piece of shit and Rose could do way better.
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The moral of Planet of the Apes is that if you crash land on a planet where everyone is speaking English that should probably be your first clue that you're on Earth, asshole.
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A little bit cunty; A little bit drunk and old.
Joined Aug 2018
